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Yaoi Rule #144: The Seme Is Always Horny
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“Edward Cullen!” HB exclaimed, pointing at Edward. The pair had been sitting peacefully on the rooftop of Edward’s apartment, as they often did to get away from their respective significant others. Furan and Oisian together was a blind blue mass of musical loving pranking insulting evil.
“Excuse me?” Edward said, staring at his odd Russian friend.
HB rolled his eyes. “Have you ever read Twilight by Stephanie Meyer?”
“Yeah…In high school…”Edward said still staring.
“You look like Edward Cullen. Not from the movies…But in my head…”HB said, his voice dropping out in the end. He glared at Edward when the man gave him an odd look. “What?! Oisian made me read them because he said if I didn’t leave him alone he’d make me spend time with my brother or Mother.”
Edward shook his head. “You’re an idiot….”
HB made a high pitched trilling sound, which Edward surmised was Renian for “fuck you”. “Well, you do look like him! You have yellow eyes.”
“His eyes change color.”
“And you’re tall.”
“I’m only six feet…”
“Your names are Edward.”
“True…”
“You’re both manically depressed.”
“…”
“You have weird brownish-yellowish-reddish hair.”
“His is curlyish.”
“You’re both all muscle-ly.”
“You sound so intelligent.”
“You can’t cook.”
“Not my fault.”
“You both have weird views on romance.”
Edward opened his mouth as if to say something but decided to just let HB continue.
“And I hate the person you’re both with.” HB concluded happily. “So, you are Edward Cullen…Just…Less awesome.” He said, grinning awkwardly under his mask.
“I don’t know if I want to laugh at you or hit you.” Edward said blandly.
“Laughing is good for the soul?” HB said weakly.
“Not good enough.” Edward said, slapping HB on the back of the head. “You’re an idiot.”
Two Weeks Later
“What are you reading?” Edward asked, peering over HB’s shoulder.
HB grunted. “Twilight: Edward hearts Jasper.”
“The gay version of Twilight?” Edward asked, staring at HB in disbelief.
“Shut up or I will explain to you why Jasper is hotter than Edward and you.” HB threatened.
“I’,…Going to go…Somewhere else.” Edward said, beating a hasty retreat.
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